Burger Blitz Marathon

Friday, September 04, 2026

7:00pm - 11:59pm

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6 BURGERS · 6 BEERS · 6 MILES

THE COURSE

Three stations. One finish line.

  • Station 01 · Bun

    Devour six towering burgers

  • Station 02 · Mug

    Down six frothy beers

  • Station 03 · Shoe

    Run six miles of unpredictable terrain

— LEFTOVER DINER RECEIPT —

6× TOWERING BURGERDONE

6× FROTHY BEERGONE

6 MI × ROUGH TERRAINRUN

“Warning: Your pants may file a missing persons report after this event.”

* * * NO REFUNDS ON DIGNITY * * *

Ready, Set, Devour!

About this event

Welcome to the Burger Blitz Marathon

Gear up for the ultimate food‑fit challenge where burgers meet miles and beers fuel the sprint.


What to Expect

Teams will tackle three epic tasks in a single, chaotic course.

  • Devour six towering burgers
  • Down six frothy beers
  • Run six miles of unpredictable terrain

Warning: Your pants may file a missing persons report after this event.

How to Win

The fastest team to complete all three feats snags the coveted title of Burger Champions and eternal bragging rights.


Ready, Set, Devour!

Gather your crew, stretch those jaws, and sprint into flavor glory.

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