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The Regular House Party

Friday, September 11, 2026

7:00pm - 11:59pm

Hosted by

Garrett Dailey

Dillon Cortez

Mercedes Sweeney

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1708 Deerfield Dr, Austin Tx, 78741

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People Attending

29 people
Pharmaceutical-grade festivities

Back in the day, times were simple. There were houses. There were parties.

Take one (1) evening by mouth. Do not operate boring conversation.

What to Expect

Active ingredients · Drug facts
A party100% daily value
Three houses in a trench coatper serving
Foodas directed
Drinksas directed
Musiccontinuous release
Dancingmay occur
Shenanigans?trace amounts

Inactive ingredients: couches, hallways, a kitchen everyone ends up in for no clinically understood reason.

Who Should Attend

Austinitis?

Have you been exposed to any of the following?

pretentious networking events
ayahuasca gurus
name tags and breakout groups
AI dashboard "actionable insights" startup bros
past-life trauma life coaches

Are you any or all of the following?

  • connoisseur
  • ears for good music
  • dancing dabbler
  • taster of tasteful treats
  • sampler of sippable swigs
  • lifelong fan of shenanigans
Then maybe it's time to try The Regular House Party.

Ask your doctor

DreM.D.
FeelgoodM.D.
PepperM.D.
SeussM.D.
PhilM.D.

Side Effects

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Side effects of The Regular House Party may include: having a great time; making friends; making memories; losing memories; laughing at your own jokes; laughing at other people's jokes; laughing at jokes that were not, strictly speaking, jokes.

Additional reported effects: spontaneous dancing; knowing the words to a song you forgot you knew; thinking about the party the next day; telling people about the party; referring to the party as "that party."

Warnings: Do not take The Regular House Party if you are allergic to fun. Discontinue use of pretentious networking events immediately. Consult a physician if shenanigans persist for more than four (4) hours. The Regular House Party is not a substitute for houses, or for parties — it is both. Keep out of reach of breakout groups. Do not mix with name tags.

If symptoms of Austinitis worsen, increase dosage to one (1) additional house. Results are typical. Your mileage may vary. Shenanigans not guaranteed but statistically likely.

Side effects of The Regular House Party may include: having a great time; making friends; making memories; losing memories; laughing at your own jokes; laughing at other people's jokes; laughing at jokes that were not, strictly speaking, jokes.

Additional reported effects: spontaneous dancing; knowing the words to a song you forgot you knew; thinking about the party the next day; telling people about the party; referring to the party as "that party."

Warnings: Do not take The Regular House Party if you are allergic to fun. Discontinue use of pretentious networking events immediately. Consult a physician if shenanigans persist for more than four (4) hours. The Regular House Party is not a substitute for houses, or for parties — it is both. Keep out of reach of breakout groups. Do not mix with name tags.

If symptoms of Austinitis worsen, increase dosage to one (1) additional house. Results are typical. Your mileage may vary. Shenanigans not guaranteed but statistically likely.

Patient Information Leaflet · House Rules

  • Bring your favorite food or drink to share.
  • Do Not Bring chips & Salsa
  • Do not bring pies. Not after The Incident
  • Musical instruments are welcome.
  • No pitching, selling, or name tags.
  • Plus 1's are welcome but guests of guests may not bring guests.
  • Shenanigans? Permitted within recommended dosage.
Be cool, have fun.

About this event

Back in the day, times were simple. There were houses. There were parties.

But now… those days are here again.

Welcome to The Regular House Party


What to Expect

  • A party
  • Three houses in a trench coat
  • Food
  • Drinks
  • Music
  • Dancing
  • Shenanigans?

Who Should Attend

Are you sick and tired of Austinitis?

Symptoms include:
  • Pretentious networking events?
  • Gurus who won’t shut up about ayahuasca?
  • Wearing name tags and doing breakout groups?
  • Getting pitched on an AI dashboard for “actionable insights” by startup bros?
  • Past-life trauma life coaches?

Are you any or all of the following?

  • A connoisseur of regular house parties.
  • A person with ears that enjoy good music.
  • A dancing dabbler (square, line, and other shapes are welcome.)
  • A taster of tasteful treats.
  • A sampler of sippable swigs.
  • A lifelong fan of shenanigans?
Then maybe it’s time to try The Regular House Party.

Ask your doctor (Dre, Feelgood, Pepper,  Seuss, Phil, etc.) if The Regular House Party is right for you.

Side effects may include:
  • Having a great time
  • Making friends
  • Making memories
  • Losing memories
  • Laughing at jokes
Other side effects may occur. Do not use The Regular House Party while driving, diving, or paragliding. The Regular House Party can be habit forming, which can be treated with regular doses of The Regular House Party.

House Rules
  • Bring your favorite food or drinks to share
    • No chips & salsa
    • No pies after *the incident*
  • Musical instruments welcome
  • RSVP required 
    • +1s are welcome if they RSVP
  • Guests of guests cannot bring guests
  • No pitching, selling, or otherwise making people uncomfortable. Be cool, have fun.

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