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Patient: YouPrescriber: Dr. Dre, Feelgood, Pepper, Seuss, Phil, et al.Refill: ∞
The Regular House Party
Dosage: one (1) party — three houses in a trench coat — taken regularly, with food, drinks, music and dancing.
Ask your doctor if it's right for youQty: 1 night
Fold 01 — Diagnosis
Are you sick and tired of Austinitis?
Pretentious networking events
Gurus who won't shut up about ayahuasca
Wearing name tags and doing breakout groups
Getting pitched an AI dashboard for "actionable insights" by startup bros
Past-life trauma life coaches
Symptoms confirmed5
Fold 02 — What to expect / Side effects
Drug Facts
What to expect
A party
Three houses in a trench coat
Food
Drinks
Music
Dancing
Shenanigans?
exhibit A — having a great time, observed in the hallway
Side effects may include
Having a great time
Making friends
Making memories
Losing memories
Laughing at jokes
Other side effects may occur. Do not use The Regular House Party while driving, diving, or paragliding.
The Regular House Party can be habit forming — treatable with regular doses of The Regular House Party.
Fold 03 — House rules
Directions & Warnings
Bring your favorite food or drinks to share. no chips & salsa — no pies after *the incident*
Musical instruments welcome.
RSVP required. +1s are welcome if they RSVP. Guests of guests cannot bring guests.
No pitching, selling, or otherwise making people uncomfortable. Be cool, have fun.
exhibit B — instruments welcome, tuned in the kitchen
Fold 04 — Prior authorisation
RSVP Waiver
I hereby request prior authorisation for one (1) regular dose of The Regular House Party, including one (1) +1, provided said +1 has also RSVP'd. I understand that guests of guests cannot bring guests.
Patient
+1 (if RSVP'd)
Bringing to share
X
Ask your doctor — Dre, Feelgood, Pepper, Seuss, Phil — if The Regular House Party is right for you.
About this event
Back in the day, times were simple. There were houses. There were parties.
But now… those days are here again.
Welcome to The Regular House Party
What to Expect
-A party
-Three houses in a trench coat
-Food
-Drinks
-Music
-Dancing
-Shenanigans?
Who Should Attend
Are you sick and tired of Austinitis?
Symptoms include:
-Pretentious networking events?
-Gurus who won’t shut up about ayahuasca?
-Wearing name tags and doing breakout groups?
-Getting pitched on an AI dashboard for “actionable insights” by startup bros?
-Past-life trauma life coaches?
Are you any or all of the following?
-A connoisseur of regular house parties.
-A person with ears that enjoy good music.
-A dancing dabbler (square, line, and other shapes are welcome.)
-A taster of tasteful treats.
-A sampler of sippable swigs.
-A lifelong fan of shenanigans?
Then maybe it’s time to try The Regular House Party.
Ask your doctor (Dre, Feelgood, Pepper, Seuss, Phil, etc.) if The Regular House Party is right for you.
Side effects may include:
-Having a great time
-Making friends
-Making memories
-Losing memories
-Laughing at jokes
Other side effects may occur. Do not use The Regular House Party while driving, diving, or paragliding. The Regular House Party can be habit forming, which can be treated with regular doses of The Regular House Party.
House Rules
-Bring your favorite food or drinks to share
-No chips & salsa
-No pies after *the incident*
-Musical instruments welcome
-RSVP required
-+1s are welcome if they RSVP
-Guests of guests cannot bring guests
-No pitching, selling, or otherwise making people uncomfortable. Be cool, have fun.
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